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{"type":"standard","title":"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero","displaytitle":"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11231927","titles":{"canonical":"Moonlight_Shadow:_Tsuki_ni_Hoero","normalized":"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero","display":"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero"},"pageid":71591695,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Akina_Nakamori_-_Moonlight_Shadow.jpg","width":300,"height":156},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Akina_Nakamori_-_Moonlight_Shadow.jpg","width":300,"height":156},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266594545","tid":"a71f7510-c824-11ef-b98d-d9b04f37909d","timestamp":"2025-01-01T09:42:02Z","description":"1996 single by Akina Nakamori","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Moonlight_Shadow%3A_Tsuki_ni_Hoero"}},"extract":"\"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero\" is the 33rd single by Japanese entertainer Akina Nakamori. Written by Toshihiko Takamizawa and Tetsuya Komuro, the single was released on August 7, 1996, by MCA Victor. It was also the lead single from her 17th studio album Shaker.","extract_html":"
\"Moonlight Shadow: Tsuki ni Hoero\" is the 33rd single by Japanese entertainer Akina Nakamori. Written by Toshihiko Takamizawa and Tetsuya Komuro, the single was released on August 7, 1996, by MCA Victor. It was also the lead single from her 17th studio album Shaker.
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