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Christopher Alan Boardman was a British sailor who won gold in the 1936 Summer Olympics.

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Iza is a town located in the province and autonomous community of Navarre, northern Spain. Sixteen villages belong to this municipality: Aguinaga, Aldaba, Aldaz, Áriz, Atondo, Cía, Erice, Gulina, Iza, Larumbe, Lete, Ochovi, Ordériz, Sarasa, Sarasate and Zuasti.

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