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{"type":"standard","title":"The Colourful Dream","displaytitle":"The Colourful Dream","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30633492","titles":{"canonical":"The_Colourful_Dream","normalized":"The Colourful Dream","display":"The Colourful Dream"},"pageid":53687092,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/The_Colourful_Dream_%28film%29.jpg","width":262,"height":381},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/The_Colourful_Dream_%28film%29.jpg","width":262,"height":381},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253796541","tid":"49d0156a-94b9-11ef-a8d1-a33b1d547461","timestamp":"2024-10-27T23:15:00Z","description":"1952 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colourful_Dream","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colourful_Dream?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colourful_Dream?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Colourful_Dream"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colourful_Dream","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Colourful_Dream","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Colourful_Dream?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Colourful_Dream"}},"extract":"The Colourful Dream is a 1952 West German musical comedy film directed by Géza von Cziffra and starring Vera Molnar, Josef Meinrad and Ursula Grabley. It was made at the Tempelhof Studios in Berlin with some location shooting in Italy. The film's sets were designed by Emil Hasler and Walter Kutz. It was made in Gevacolor.","extract_html":"
The Colourful Dream is a 1952 West German musical comedy film directed by Géza von Cziffra and starring Vera Molnar, Josef Meinrad and Ursula Grabley. It was made at the Tempelhof Studios in Berlin with some location shooting in Italy. The film's sets were designed by Emil Hasler and Walter Kutz. It was made in Gevacolor.
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