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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}