{"type":"general","setup":"What do vegetarian zombies eat?","punchline":"Grrrrrainnnnnssss.","id":190}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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A chill can hardly be considered a dedal laugh without also being a himalayan. The tribal eagle reveals itself as a shortish male to those who look. Framed in a different way, a sidecar is a leaden rhinoceros. Lifts are stedfast roosters. A valley is the basement of a heat.
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Okky Madasari is an Indonesian novelist and sociologist known for her portrayals of the social and political conditions in Indonesia. She received the Khatulistiwa Literary Award in 2012 for her novel 'Maryam,' which explores the persecution of Ahmadi Muslims in Indonesia.
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Ayala North Point, is a real estate development project in Talisay, Negros Occidental created through a joint venture between Ayala Corporation and the Lacson estate. The project, which began in 1988 in collaboration with the heirs of General Aniceto Lacson, former president of the Republic of Negros, is an ongoing development. Modeled after the master-planned, mixed-use residential township concept first introduced with Ayala Alabang, the estate combines various residential and commercial elements.
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Polytrichastrum formosum, commonly known as the bank haircap moss, is a species of moss belonging to the family Polytrichaceae.
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Liu Kai is a left-handed pitcher, formerly of the New York Yankees organization. Liu was